$MIQ.EXE — Million IQ Coin [Windows 98 Edition]

📡 ticker.dll — running _ ▢ ×

$MIQ · 1,000,000 IQ INCOMING · DORMANT 2,549 DAYS · DEV WOKE UP · APE OR STAY SMOOTH · SMOOTH BRAIN NGMI · GIGABRAIN OR JEET · 0% TAX · LP BURNED · DEPLOYED MAY 4 2019 · BRAIN PILLED · OPEN ETHERSCAN · COPE HARDER · SEETHE MORE · $MIQ · 1,000,000 IQ INCOMING · DORMANT 2,549 DAYS · DEV WOKE UP · APE OR STAY SMOOTH · SMOOTH BRAIN NGMI · GIGABRAIN OR JEET · 0% TAX · LP BURNED · DEPLOYED MAY 4 2019 · BRAIN PILLED · OPEN ETHERSCAN · COPE HARDER · SEETHE MORE ·

MIQ.exe — [Million IQ Coin] _ ▢ ×

BIG
BRAIN
$MIQ

The oldest unlaunched memecoin on Ethereum.

deployed may 4, 2019. forgot to open trading.
dormant 7 years. 999,885 MIQ never moved.
0 ETH in the dev wallet. open etherscan, then ape.

⚡ APE NOW 📁 Open memes/ 📈 PUMP IT

CA: 0x704BDdaa18f3b4EEf33CDfec5e80dAf5847c7d41

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galaxy brain unlocked

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00:04 / ∞

📊 stonks.exe — $MIQ / ETH live _ ▢ ×

📋 deploy_log_2019.txt — Notepad _ ▢ ×

>> DEPLOY_LOG_2019.TXT ================================ contract : 0x704b…7d41 chain : Ethereum mainnet deployed : May 4, 2019 · 12:06 UTC deploy tx : 0x84c0…a0ab deployer : 0x1269…52c2 compiler : Solidity v0.4.25 (2018) source : VERIFIED ✓ supply : 1,000,000 MIQ (1 IQ per token) >> DORMANCY: contract tx (lifetime) : 11 deployer tx (lifetime) : 15 last deployer activity : Jun 25, 2019 deployer ETH balance : 0 MIQ still in deployer : 999,885 / 1,000,000 (99.99%) >> FOR REFERENCE: SHIB deployed : Jul 31, 2020 (15 months later) PEPE deployed : Apr 14, 2023 (~4 years later) >> NOTES: - not a claim. open etherscan and verify. - 11 wallets received tiny test transfers in may 2019. they are the OGs. EOF

📝 readme_first.txt — Notepad _ ▢ ×

>> README_FIRST.TXT ================================ ok this is going to sound dumb. i deployed this in may 2019. i was 20, had a job i hated, read too much wojak twitter. wrote a basic ERC-20 with 1,000,000 supply, 1 IQ per token. deployed it on a Saturday night. was going to make the LP that weekend. didn't. don't really remember why. work got weird, then weirder, then i lost the seed phrase in a drawer for about a year. every once in a while i'd remember the contract was still out there. i'd open etherscan, see 999,885 just sitting in a wallet i couldn't get into, close the tab. once in 2022 i thought about launching it but i was lazy to grab ETH for gas. funny in retrospect. came back to it a few weeks ago. seed phrase still worked. so. seven years late. i have ETH for gas ready this time. — nb, april 2026 p.s. or maybe i waited till today on purpose :D who can say. EOF

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15 object(s) • 7.8 MB • sorted by: galaxy brain ↓

brain wojak ascending in golden cosmic energy

ascended.bmp

brain wojak with the universe inside his head

1m_iq.bmp

force_user.bmp

mr_president.bmp

mugshot.bmp

moonwalker.bmp

wen_lambo.bmp

degen.bmp

unchained.bmp

brain wojak youtube — MIQ update just buy $1

miq_update.bmp

brain_heist.bmp

brain wojak — what ended in 1896, a million iq

1896.bmp

mario_ascends.bmp

sisyphus.bmp

galaxybrain.bmp

🧠 iqtester.exe — Brain Diagnostic v1.0 _ ▢ ×

BRAIN DIAGNOSTIC TOOL

This program will measure your cognitive performance.

> sessions : 15 questions, randomized > types : sequence · analogy · logic · math · pattern > time : ~6–8 minutes (no per-question limit) > output : an internet IQ estimate (range 70–145) > warning : not clinically valid · take it or don't

scores under 100 are statistically expected.
scores over 130 are statistically rare.
scores of 1,000,000 are obtained another way.

QUESTION 1 OF 15 ⏱ 00:00

Your IQ Score

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paste the CA into ur DEX. swap. don't fat finger it.

become genius

hold. cope. seethe. pump. repeat. IQ goes up only.

🗺️ roadmap.bat _ ▢ ×

2019

Phase 0 — Coma

deploy MIQ. mint 1M to self.
forget to make a uniswap pool
log off for 2,549 days

2026

Phase 1 — Awaken

wallet moves for the first time since 2019
LP opens. transaction #16.
everyone realizes how early they were

1M IQ

Phase 2 — Ascend

the chart catches up to the contract
one of the 11 OG wallets becomes a millionaire by accident
the dev finally pays gas

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Forum	Topics	Posts	Last Post
📢 Announcements official posts from the dev. mostly empty.	1	9	by dev_anon 2019-05-04 12:08
💬 General Discussion cope, seethe, and "wen LP" megathreads.	142	1,438	by ngmi_jeet 2019-06-25 16:42
📈 Trading & Charts no charts. no trades. nothing to see.	89	901	by crypto_jack 2019-05-30 11:03
🎭 Memes & Off-Topic brain wojaks before they were brain wojaks.	67	612	by gigachad420 2019-06-18 22:14

📌 [ANN] MIQcoin (MIQ) – 1M supply, 1 IQ each, NO LP YET 8 replies · 11 views

dev_anon ★ Founder ★ Posts: 1 Joined: 2019-05-04

Posted: 2019-05-04 12:08 UTC deployed MIQ today. 1,000,000 supply. 1 IQ per token.
contract is verified on etherscan.
LP coming soon. wagmi.

— sent from a thinkpad on a really good day

gigachad420 Junior Member Posts: 47

Posted: 2019-05-04 14:22 UTC interesting. 1m supply is based. wen LP fren?

shitcoin_hunter Senior Member Posts: 1,204

Posted: 2019-05-08 09:11 UTC checked the contract. clean ERC-20. 0% tax. fixed supply. mint not available. dev holds 99.99%.

zero utility but i kek'd at the supply. could be something if the dev actually opens trading.

— DYOR or NGMI

ngmi_jeet Member Posts: 312

Posted: 2019-05-15 23:55 UTC still no LP. this is dead lol.

crypto_jack Member Posts: 88

Posted: 2019-06-04 18:33 UTC @dev_anon any update on the LP brother? been a month

hodl_4_life Junior Member Posts: 19

Posted: 2019-06-12 02:17 UTC moving on. there are other plays. rip MIQ.

ngmi_jeet Member Posts: 313

Posted: 2019-06-25 16:42 UTC rip

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dev_anon ★ Founder ★ Posts: 2 Last seen: now

Posted: 2026-04-28 — RETURN sorry for the wait.

LP is open.

— still on the same thinkpad

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